They are solving the Eurozone debt crisis under a common umbrella

I love the several delicious sarcasm possibilities present in this picture. Some captions that would come to mind are :

A) Sar”kozhy”ing to Angela in search for a solution to the Eurozone debt crisis
B) Madmoiselle, we are deeply indebted.
C)France and Germany are trying to solve their debt crisis under a common umbrella.
D)Sarkozhystically speaking, Angelas do not fear to tread where the French have rushed in.

Please think of other possibilities. Of course , in good-natured fun, not to cause hurt to the persons involved.